Friday, April 14, 2006

Ease yer supplement

Well, Jesus stole our beer today so we thought we'd defame him with art.
Do you see satan? This was taken from Watchtower magazine. Read the conspiracy here.
We can't say anything bad about this, except that Jesus wouldn't have wanted us to go thirsty today, and if he were still alive we'd be getting drunk on a beach made of wine.
Is this one of those margarine sculptures? That's 62 foot of marg right there.

7 Complaints:

Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

I followed that Watchtower link and found myself in one of the wackier blind alleys of the internet. You can't trust anyone who underlines stuff that much. Bizzaro, but wiedly fascinating. No! Help! They're turning me. For the love of God, won't someone help me? Aaaaaaaaggggghhhh!

5:29 PM  
Blogger Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

A freaky marge-man indeed, Jagd, but, for me, there'll never be oleo-art to match the county princess butter-heads at the Minnesota State Fair. The artist never fails to get that creepy, artery-cloggingm, chilly stare right every time. Magnificent.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Jagd Kunst said...

We can help you...just turn your back on the light as well as the dark. And if any JW's come to your door, knockem out and give them an issue of time magazine.

7:10 PM  
Blogger Jon Cox said...

AWESOME BLOG!!
GREAT WORK!! :o)

4:47 PM  
Blogger Jagd Kunst said...

Thanks John! You are clearly an individual with high tastes!

5:21 PM  
Blogger Jagd Kunst said...

Sam, what the hell is Oleo? I needed a lot of synonyms for curtains earlier and oleo was the one I used, because I'd never heard of it before. Makes me think twice about thesaurus.com

12:07 AM  
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